legalmeth:

☆ similar here ☆

dulect:

Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life 

(via anus)

meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

(Source: meladoodle, via clickhereitwillmakeyourlife)

donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

(Source: changesbyblacksabbath, via relahvant)

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

(via believ-ed)

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

(via acomas)

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via relahvant)

goldella:

fashion / modern
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