tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

(via p-aige-stewart)

curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

(via p-aige-stewart)

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

(via statuseque)

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

(Source: nxte, via shontane)

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

(via tyleroakley)

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

(Source: gettingsodas, via statuseque)

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